aka Kappa The Gathering, a ramen-type player (?) — I can lose the event, but I must go eat ramen afterwards (mystery).

Has decks for Standard, Pioneer, Modern, casual and competitive Commander, Legacy and Pauper (though for the last two I can't find anyone to play with). Still best at limited, and given the choice, draft always comes first.

As long as the deck draws cards, I know how to play Magic. Also partial to graveyard decks; favourite cards are Soulflayer and Archon of Cruelty.